Samuel The Sliding Sausage Bedtime Stories For A Child

Bedtime Stories Child, Samuel The Sliding Sausage

Bedtime Stories Child. This story is all about Samuel. And yes, he’s a sausage.

BoodleBobs 09 “Samuel the Sliding Sausage” written & narrated by Jo Kemp

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Title: BoodleBobs, Samuel The Sliding Sausage
Genre: Children’s
Author:  Jo Kemp
Published: 2020
Language: English

Publisher: BoodleBobs

SAMUEL THE SLIDING SAUSAGE – BOODLEBOBS BEDTIME STORIES FOR CHILD

Bedtime Story for a child. This bedtime story all about Samuel and yes, he’s a sausage.

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Samuel sat on the breakfast plate with his pals Braden the bacon, Ernie the egg, Fred the fried bread the twin’s Tom and Tammie the tomatoes.

“What did the bacon say to the egg,” asked Fred who was always telling jokes.

No-one knew.

“Lean over and tell us a yoke…!”

“Oh, lean like in bacon and yoke like joke,” laughed Samuel and he laughed so much he fell off the plate.

And bounced a few times on the floor.

“Oh dear,” everyone chorused, “Come on Samuel, get back up here.”

“How?” wailed Samuel.

“Bounce!” they all replied so Samuel tried.

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BOING! BOING! BOING! He bounced and went high in the air…

And landed head-first in the butter.

SQUELCHH!

And he slipped and slid then landed on the floor again.

BOING! BOING! BOING!

He bounced so high he landed head-first in the marmalade. “Ugh!” he exclaimed jumping out and, landing on the floor again, he let out a big cry for help.

“HELP!”

Just then, Crankworth the cat strolled in and looked greedily at poor helpless Samuel. Now everyone knows that most cats LIKE sausages but Crankworth, he really LOVED sausages. To eat!

“I’ll help you little sausage,” he purred. “Jump into my mouth.”

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“Don’t do it, Sam, he’ll eat you all up!” called his friends from the plate. “You wouldn’t do that…would you?” asked Samuel.

“Who, me?” smiled Crankworth with a wicked look in his eyes. “Don’t listen to him!” called his friends.

“Don’t listen to them,” purred Crankworth and he opened his mouth very wide.

Now, what do you think Samuel should do? Would you jump into Crankworth’s wide-open mouth? No! Not for all the coconuts in Constantinople but Samuel was going to. Silly-Billy Samuel.

Then Tom and Tammie had an idea and like a couple of footballs, they bounced off the plate and landed heavily on Crankworth’s head.

“Neeoww!” growled Crankworth going spiky all over and he raced out of the kitchen sending Samuel flying as he went.

Poor Samuel started bouncing again.

BOING! BOING! BOING!

And bounced so high, he landed in the teapot’s spout. “Get out of my spout” she protested sounding nasal.

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“But I’m stuck!” replied Samuel from somewhere inside.

And everyone started giggling. Samuel didn’t like being giggled at and he didn’t like being stuck in the teapot’s spout. The teapot didn’t much like it either.

Tom and Tammie came to the rescue – again.

They bounced and grabbed hold of Samuel’s feet and they pulled, and they pulled. So much so that Samuel stretched and got thinner and thinner until out he popped!

“Oh, thank you!” he said feeling pretty tall. In fact, he WAS pretty tall. In fact, he was probably the tallest sausage in the world.

“Come on, time to get back,” called his friends but Samuel found that being so tall took a bit of getting used to.

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And what was worse, he’d lost his bounce.

“Don’t get upset,” called Braden. “Reach up and think very tall.”

So while Samuel thought of very tall things like giants, giraffes and chimneys, Brendon said to the others, “Hold onto me and I’ll lean over and pull Samuel up.”

But the trouble was, he still couldn’t quite reach. “Think of something really tall,” they called.

“Like the Empire State Building?” replied Samuel and that did the trick as they hauled him back onto the plate.

“Was that a bacon joke when you said ‘lean’ over?” asked Samuel and they all laughed…

But not so they fell off the plate!

The end

BoodleBobs, bedtime stories for child, Samuel written & narrated by Jo Kemp

About Samuel The Sliding Sausage

Samuel The Long Sliding Sausage Bedtime Stories For Child

Samuel the Sliding Sausage is one of the principal characters featured in the original (1980) first six books published by Thurman Publishing (Mr Men). In fact, he was the first of dozens of characters devised to amuse the local children.

How does one write a story about a sausage that’s funny? Falling off a plate is funny. And a sausage bouncing is funny but there has to be more to it than that.

Bring in a cat ‘who really loves sausages – to eat!’ and you may not have a best seller on your hands but you’ll have a child who’ll laugh and want the story over and over again.

Samuel name meaning. Is a male given name and a surname of Hebrew origin meaning either “name of God” or “God heard”. Samuel’s name meaning on Wikipedia

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