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Kids Story – Katie the Karate Kicking Kettle

This free bedtime story for kids is all about Katie. And yes, she’s a kettle. Granny Annie Ultimate Alphabet story  ‘Katie the Karate Kicking Kettle”.  Written & narrated by Jo Kemp

Katie the Karate Kicking Kettle - Written And Narrated By Jo Kemp

Katie the Karate Kicking Kettle. Written & narrated by Jo Kemp

Free Bedtime Stories For Kids Katie the Karate Kicking Kettle

Katie the Karate Kicking Kettle – A Free Bedtime Story For Kids

This story is all about Katie and yes, she’s a kettle.

Being a kettle, it’s understandable that Katie was always letting off steam and there’s no better way to let off steam than by practising karate.

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“YEH-HA!” she yelled and chopped the table in half.

“WHOOO-YAAA!” she kicked and made a large hole in the wall.

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“What on earth happened here?’ said Frank the frisbee flying in through the new hole in the wall.

“Katie is what happened here,’ said Ida the ironing board venturing out of her cupboard. 

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“Karate kicking Katie.”

“SWISH, SWISH-SWISH,” went Katie swishing a few moves in the background.

“I can do that,” said Andre but he couldn’t.

All he managed was to tie himself up in knots.

While Katie helped to get Andre unknotted, Crankworth was up to no good.

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He’d got his eye on the House Mites but decided that trying to catch them one at a time was much too much like hard work.

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Also, he’d never actually caught a House Mite before – let alone eaten one – and he longed to do so.

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They looked so delicious with their fat juicy bodies and countless crunchy legs.

“One would be an amuse-bouche.” he mused licking his lips. “But ten (or let’s say twenty) in one mouthful would be…

…cat gastronomy!”

But how to catch twenty or more in one go?

“I need to set a trap,” he thought craftily, and his yellow eyes narrowed to slits as he thought…

“Now where’s that rat Ratty?”

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Ratty was skulking about in the shed when Crankworth found him.

Immediately, he ran to hide but Crankworth was too quick for him and flattened him to the floor with his paw.

“Don’t worry Ratty, you’re too scrawny to eat right now but if you catch me some House-Mites, I’ll share them with you… just a few to fatten you up.”

The idea of catching a few House Mites cheered Ratty up no end so he waited patiently while Crankworth found a large cardboard box and explained his plan.

“I’ll chase the House Mites into the box then you shut the lid.”

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Ratty nodded. Any plan was better than being eaten and besides, he was sure Crankworth would let him have one or two….maybe even more?

They were ready. It was a simple plan and most probably it would have worked if it were not for one thing…

Katie.

Katie had come into the shed to mend the table and had overheard what Crankworth was saying. It made her boil with anger.

But she said nothing, went back to the kitchen and waited.

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It didn’t take long before Ratty appeared carrying the large cardboard box and it didn’t take long either for Crankworth to appear chasing the House Mites.

Closer and closer the House Mites got to the large cardboard box when suddenly..

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Katie catapulted through the air with hands and feet outstretched.

“HAA-WHAA!” she shouted at the top of her voice. “Don’t you DARE lay a paw on those House Mites!”

Ratty all but jumped out of his scrawny skin and instead of boxing-up the House Mites, he panicked and in doing so, boxed-up one big striped pussycat.

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Ratty then just dropped the large cardboard box upside-down and RAN!

Crankworth was trapped. “You are a VERY BAD PUSSY CAT!” scolded Katie and karate-kicked the box with Crankworth inside.

“YES! A very bad pussy-cat!” copied the House Mites and joined in as well.

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When Katie decided Crankworth had learned his lesson, she let him out. “If you EVER chase those little House Mites again remember this…. I’ll be watching!” she warned.

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Crankworth promised he wouldn’t and high-tailed it back to the shed where he found Ratty. “I have a new plan,” he said licking his lips.

“Ratty… you climb into the box and wait… Then leave it to ME to decide on lunch.

The end

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K is for Katie: Katie the Karate Kicking Kettle
Katie is always letting off steam… She’s a kettle and that’s what kettles do and what better way to do it than by practising her favourite pastime – karate.

The trouble is, she gets so carried away, she can do quite a lot of damage. Like chopping the table in half and making a large hole in the wall.

But, despite the damage, it all turns out for the best when Katie goes to the shed to mend the table and overhears Crankworth’s wicked plan to trap – and eat – the House-Mites. With a plan of her own, it’s time to play naughty Crankworth the cat at his own game!

Name meaning: Kate is a feminine given name. It is a short form of multiple feminine names, most notably Katherine but also Caitlin amongst others.   These names are popular in Christian countries because of their derivation from the name of one of the first Christian saints, Catherine of Alexandria. 

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